<b> Practical way to win over women</b>

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare
them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to
work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get
up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you
are a good person, a fun person and an attractive person.
But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have
women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of
the office excited. Three weeks later he returned with the
same downtrodden statement on his face.

"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed
some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous
looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

1st Joke Courtesy of Joke-Mail.com

I heard about a college girl who went to a fraternity beer
party, got drunk, spent the night with one of the frat
boys and soon discovered she was pregnant.

After her baby was born, she decided to write a book about
her experience, which she chose to call:

"From Beer to Maternity"

2nd Joke- Courtesy of Jokes intheMail.com