<b>Where is Jesus Today?</b>

Jokes Plus Com

A Sunday School teacher of pre-schoolers was concerned that
his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ
because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth.

He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of
Jesus, occurred a long time ago, that he grew up, etc. So
he asked his class, "Where is Jesus today?"

Steven raised his hand and said, "He's in heaven!"

Mary was called on and answered, "He's in my heart!"

Little LeRoy, waving his hand furiously, blurted out, "I
know! I know! He's in our bathroom!!!"

The whole class got very quiet, looked at the teacher, and
waited for a response. The teacher was completely at a
loss for a few very long seconds. He finally gathered his
wits and asked LeRoy how he knew this.

Little LeRoy replied, "Well, every morning my father gets
up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells 'Jesus Christ,
are you still in there?'!"

1st Joke Courtesy of Jokes.cc

A fisherman's wife gave birth to twin boys. When the babies
were side by side, they always looked in opposite directions,
so they were named Forward and Away. Years later the
fisherman took his sons fishing, but they didn't return.

Months passed, and the wife finally spotted her husband
plodding sadly up the beach. He explained to her that
during their trip, Forward had hooked an enormous fish.

He had struggled for hours, when suddenly the fish
pulled Forward into the water and they never saw him
again. "That's just terrible! his wife said.

"It was terrible all right," said the fisherman. "But
you should have seen the one that got Away!"

2nd Joke Courtesy of Muscle-Head.com

Today's Funny Quote

"I realize that there are certain hardships that only
females must endure, such as childbirth, waiting in lines
for public-restroom stalls, and a crippling, psychotic
obsession with shoe color. Also, females tend to reach
emotional maturity very quickly, so that by age 7 they are
no longer capable of seeing the humor in loud inadvertent
public blasts of flatulence, whereas males can continue to
derive vast enjoyment from this well into their 80s."

- Dave Barry

Courtesy of The-Mouth.com