<b>Five Top Reasons Why God Created Eve</b>

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5. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost in
the garden because he would not ask for directions.

4. God knew that Adam would never go out and get
himself a new fig leaf, when his seat wore out and
would therefore need Eve to get one for him.

3. God knew that Adam would never be able to remember
which night to put the garbage on the curb.

2. As Keeper of the Garden Adam would never remember
where he left his tools.

And finally...

1. When God finished the creation of Adam, He stepped
back, scratched His head and said,
"I can do better than that."

1st Joke Courtesy of Joke-Mail.com

Two old friends meet passing on the street one day. But
one looked forlorn, and almost on the verge of tears. His
friend asked, "What had the world done to you, my old
friend?"

The sad fellow said, "Let me tell you. Three weeks ago,
an uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars."

"That's not bad."

"But you see, two weeks ago, a cousin I never even knew
kicked the bucket, and left me eighty-five thousand free
and clear."

"Sounds like you should be grateful..."

"You don't understand!" he interrupted. "Last week my
great-aunt passed away. I inherited almost a quarter
of a million."

Now he was really confused. "Then, how come you look
so glum?"

"This week... nothing!"

2nd Joke Courtesy of Joke-Mail.com

Today's Funny Quote - Courtesy of The-Mouth.com

"The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years
she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has
never been found."

- Calvin Trillin