<b>Instead write- US$50 for Hunting</b>

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The boss called in John, his star salesman and said,
"I notice on your last expense report you entered
'$50 for women' I don't really mind you having a
good time and entertaining our clients, but you
should be more discrete. From now on list those
expenses as being for hunting."

After that, the Bill's expense account regularly included
items of "$50 for hunting."

But then one month the first
entry read, "$300 for cleaning rifle."

Courtesy of JokesintheMail.com

A guy takes his girlfriend to a football game for the first
time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked
the game.

"Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't
understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents."

"What do you mean?"

"All they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back!
Get the quarter back!"

2nd Joke Courtesy of Joke-Mail.com

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we
should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend
wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice.
There should be severance pay, and before they leave you,
they should have to find you a temp."

-Bob Ettinger

QUOTE of the Week Courtesy of The-Mouth.com.