<b>Mom, what's sex?</b>

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A little boy returning home from his first day at school
said to his mother, "Mom, what's sex?"

His mother, who believed in all the most modern educational
theories, gave him a detailed explanation, covering all
aspects of the tricky subject.

When she had finished, the little lad produced an enrollment
form which he had brought home from school and said, "Yes,
but how am I going to get all that into this one little square?"

1st Joke Courtesy of JokesintheMail.com

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On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix
airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full.
The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their
seats.

In exchange, they'd give you a $100 voucher for your next
flight and a first class seat in the plane leaving an hour
later. About eight people ran up to the counter to take
advantage of the offer.

About 15 seconds later all eight of those people sat down
grumpily as the lady behind the ticket counter said, "If
there is anyone else OTHER than the flight crew who'd like
to volunteer, please step forward..."

2nd Joke Courtesy of Joke-Mail.com

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Today's Funny Quote

"A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and
her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them
to her dad."

- Christopher Case

Courtesy of The-Mouth.com