<b>Oh My God...</b>

Jokes-Plus.com

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first
Catholic woman tells her friends, "My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father.'"

The second Catholic woman chimes in, "My son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, the people call him
'Your Grace.'"

This third Catholic crone says, "My son is a cardinal.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'"

Since the fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence,
the first three women give her this subtle, "Well...?"

To which she smugly replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2",
hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people
say, 'Oh my God...."

1st Joke Courtesy of JokeMail.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day
when he came across a ticket from the local shoe repair
shop. The date stamped on the ticket showed that it was
over eleven years old. They both laughed and tried to
remember which of them might have forgotten to pick up a pair of shoes over a decade ago. "Do you think the
shoes will still be in the shop?" Arnold asked.

"Not very likely," his wife said.

"It's worth a try," Arnold said, pocketing the ticket. He
went downstairs, hopped into the car, and drove to the
store.

With a straight face, he handed the ticket to the man
behind the counter. With a face just as straight, the
man said, "Just a minute. I'll have to look for these."
He disappeared into a dark corner at the back of the shop.

Two minutes later, the man called out, "Here they are!"

"No kidding?" Arnold called back. "That's terrific!
Who would have thought they'd still be here after
all this time."

The man came back to the counter, empty-handed.
"They'll be ready Thursday," he said calmly.

2nd Joke Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Today's Funny Quote Courtesy of The-Mouth.com

"There's only ten commandments. That's nice for [Moses],
because there's hundreds of things you're not supposed to
do. Why is there only ten commandments? ... Maybe God had
pity on Moses because Moses had a bad back. 'See these
heavy tablets, Moses? Just bring a few down.'"

- Arthur Brown

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~