<b>A big rooster</b>

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Dan got a frantic call from his blond girlfriend.

"I've got a problem," she said.

"What's the matter?" he asked.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard.
None of the pieces fit together, and I can't find any
edges."

"What's the picture of?"

"A big rooster."

"All right, " Dan said. "I'll come over and take a look."

The woman led Dan into her kitchen and showed him the
puzzle on the table.

"For Pete's sake Buffy," he exclaimed after he saw it.
"Put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"

1st Joke Courtesy of JokeMail.com

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A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering
from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills,
but they didn't help.

On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that
didn't do any good.

On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and
take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was
to throw open all the windows and stands in the draft.

"But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get
pneumonia."

"I know," said his physician. "But I can cure pneumonia."

2nd Joke Courtesy of Jokes.cc

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Today's Funny Quote Courtesy of The-Mouth.com

"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you
should have gone to bed earlier."

- James Dent

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