<b>"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"</b>
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One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a
mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was
about to turn off the light when he asked with a
tremor in his voice, "Mommy, will you sleep with me
tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug.
"I can't dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's
room."
A long silence was broken at last by his shaking
little voice, "The big sissy."
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Little Johnny's class was having an English lesson, and
the teacher called on Little Johnny to recite a sentence
with a direct object.
Little Johnny stood and thought, then said, "Teacher,
everybody thinks you are very beautiful."
"Why thank you, Little Johnny," the teacher said,
blushing. "But what is the direct object?"
"A good report card next month," he replied.
2nd Joke Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com
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Today's Funny Quote Courtesy of The-Mouth.com
"My watch is three hours fast, and I can't fix it.
So I'm going to move to New York."
- Steven Wright
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