<b>"The drugs are wearing off,"</b>

1st Joke Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com

A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of
tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his
bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured,
"You're beautiful."

Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted
back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said,
"You're cute."

"What happened to 'beautiful?'" she asked him.

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

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2nd Joke Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com

Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned
in Sunday School.

"Well, mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind
enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out
of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers
build a pontoon bridge and all the people walked across
safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters
for reinforcements. They sent bombers to blow up the bridge
and saved the Israelites."

"Now, Johnny, is that really what your teacher taught you?"
his mother asked.

"Well, no, mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did,
you'd never believe it."

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Today's Funny Quote Courtesy of The-Mouth.com

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute."

- Steven Wright

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