<b>'The best part of waking up iss oldiers in your cup.'</b>

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1st Joke Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com

A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning
and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and
was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on
the quality of the coffee.

The grandmother had never in her
life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down
them last sip she noticed three of those little green army
guys in the bottom of the cup.

She asked, "Honey, why
would three little green army guys be in the bottom of my
cup?"

Her grandson replied, "You know grandma, it's
like on TV...'The best part of waking up is
soldiers in your cup.'"

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2nd Joke Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com

DOC IT HURTS ALL OVER!

A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch my arm,
ouch, it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch, it hurts.
When I touch my head, ouch, it hurts. When I touch my
chest, ouch, it hurts."

The doctor just shakes his head and asks, "You're a
natural blond, aren't you?"

The woman smiles and says, "Why, yes I am. How
did you know?"

The doctor replies, "Because your finger is broken."

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Today's Funny Quote Courtesy of The-Mouth.com (br>

"I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept

locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an

80 foot stepladder with a coathanger."

- Steven Wright