<b>What is Vegan?</b>

We were having a cook out Sunday my brother Eugene who moved into the city a few years back finally made it out to see us. He even brought along his girlfriend.

I know its not nice to say this, but his girl was something hideous to look at - pale skin and all dressed in black with some kind of ring in her nose linked to her ear by a silver chain.

What's worse is she walked around the trailer with her nose scrunched up like she was smelling something out of Jethro jr's diaper. She kept dusting off her clothes like she was getting dirty just sitting in the living room with us.

I decided to be friendly and took over a tray of burgers, hot dogs and ribs to her.

"How about a big juicy burger little lady?," I asked charmingly.

"No way!" she said recoiling back, "I'm a Vegan."

"Ah, what???", I asked.

"That means I respect animals and refuse to eat any food that causes their death and suffering!," she snorted.

"Hummmmm... so, guess my famous 'pickled pigs feet potato salad' is out of the question then. Its Ok. There will just be for me!"

HUMOR FLASH Phunny Pics!

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A blonde returned home from work and was shocked to
find her house ransacked and burglarized. She called
the police immediately to report the crime.

The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels
and a K-9 unit patrolling nearby was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on
a leash, the blonde ran out onto the porch. The sight of
the cop and his dog made her shudder. She put her face
in her hands as she sat down on the steps and began
moaning.

"What's the moaning all about, ma'am?" asked the
officer.

The blonde replied, "I come home to find all my
possessions stolen, so I call the police for help, and
what do they do? They send me a blind policeman!"

Courtesy of aDailyJoke.com

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Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost

forever, even to the protagonists.

-- Norman Mailer

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