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Asian Tribune is published by World Institute For Asian Studies|Powered by WIAS Vol. 12 No. 821

Bottom Deodorant – To apply push up bottom

Compiled by: V.Rajeny

A blonde woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the ssistant for some om deodorant. The assistant, a little emused, explains to the woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. The blonde, unfazed, assures he lady behind the counter that she has been buying the tuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.

The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well

that they don't stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She

smiles at the dumb blonde and says, "One moment please,

I will get the pharmacist."

The pharmacist looks at the blonde and says, "Can I help

you miss?"

"I would like to buy some bottom deodorant please,"

says the blonde.

"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."

"But I always get it here," says the blonde.

"Do you have the container it comes in?"

"Yes!" Said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."

She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist

who looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of

underarm deodorant."

The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads

out loud from the container, "To apply, push up bottom!"

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Poor Herman on the wrong side

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car
phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently
warning him.

"Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going
the wrong way on the 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car.
It's hundreds of them!"

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No Refills.

A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," the woman wanted to know, "that
the medication you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life"?

"Yes, I'm afraid so," the doctor told her.

There was a moment of silence before the woman
continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious
is my condition. This prescription is marked
'No Refills.”

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Now What I do?

I was faced with a difficult decision recently and asked my
friends what I should do. This is what I got...

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts. Don't look a gift horse in
the mouth.

A silent man is a wise one. A man without words is a man
without thoughts.

Look before you leap. He who hesitates is lost.

Many hands make light work. Too many cooks spoil the broth.

Actions speak louder than words. The pen is mightier than
the sword.

Clothes make the man. Don't judge a book by its cover.

It's the squeaky wheel that gets the grease. The nail that
sticks out gets hammered.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Better safe than sorry.

Now what do I do???

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*---- Quote of the Day ----*

Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We
know more about war that we know about peace, more about
killing that we know about living.

Gen. Omar Bradley

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Daily Bible Verse:

"Give thanks to the Lord, for He is good;
His love endures forever."

Psalm 118:1

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The Sama Veda.

Establish us. He who prays to you for prosperity, he who gives you offerings and he who chants hymns unto you, obtain the right to rule over a thousand men. He is blessed with the brave sons. Thos e who light the flames of the fire-god attain divinity. The hymns we chant express the devotion of such devotees. Agni is the lord of bravery and wealth. He is the lord of progeny and cattle. He is one who destroys your enemies.

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